girlfriend (me): I Love my boyfriend a whole lot.
boyfriend: He loves you too, so I hear
girlfriend (me): Where is he right now?
boyfriend: He’s in his office, would you like to give him a message for you?
girlfriend (me): Could you please tell him that he is the nicest boy in the entire world, he is very thoughtful for thinking of his girlfriend and taking her lunch on such an ugly rainy day so she wouldn’t have to get the bottom of her pants wet, he is very handsome and his girlfriend can’t wait to get home and snuggle on the couch with him tonight and tomorrow night and probably even a few nights after that. Also, she loves him very much. xoxo
boyfriend: Ill pass it on!